im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My vagina is officially offended.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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