i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Randomize
