i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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