Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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