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(810): View more from Michigan

After last night I still want u

(810): View more from Michigan

But please keep that on the DL

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(810): After last night I still want u (810): But please keep that on the DL http://tfl.nu/ivgw

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(216): View more from Ohio

bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away

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isn't bella the cat???

(216): View more from Ohio

that she is

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(216): bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away (440): isn't bella the cat??? (216): that she is http://tfl.nu/l83t

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(352): View more from Florida

Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.

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(352): Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance. http://tfl.nu/csuc

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(404): View more from Georgia

Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

(305): View more from Florida

Did you save them?

(404): View more from Georgia

Who?

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(404): Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning. (305): Did you save them? (404): Who? http://tfl.nu/1xdf

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(925): View more from California

GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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Wtf it's a Friday night?

(925): View more from California

PRIORITIZE.

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(925): GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007. (1-925): Wtf it's a Friday night? (925): PRIORITIZE. http://tfl.nu/9mpa

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(415): View more from California

So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

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(415): So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie. http://tfl.nu/1hr1

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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(617): Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life http://tfl.nu/020c

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(313): View more from Michigan

I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..

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I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..

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(313): I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together.. (313): I can't decide if I actually want to know or not.. http://tfl.nu/mkwc

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(651): View more from Minnesota

we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers

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(651): we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers http://tfl.nu/z5gf

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.

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(570): I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands. http://tfl.nu/xt87

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Found the puke drawer

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(910): Found the puke drawer http://tfl.nu/lcvb

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.

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(+44): You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste. http://tfl.nu/s042

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"

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(502): Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights" http://tfl.nu/0e71

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(303): View more from Colorado

Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat

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(303): Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat http://tfl.nu/1yef

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(480): View more from Arizona

Did you cry?

(518): View more from New York

I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though

(480): View more from Arizona

Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation

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(480): Did you cry? (518): I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though (480): Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation http://tfl.nu/6o5r

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