Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
so much tequila, so little girl.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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