he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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