On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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