so explain again why im purple
no
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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