God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i think my cat just said my name.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.