You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear