Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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