Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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