Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My breasts were aching with rage.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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