you traded sex for a burrito?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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