Quick, to the slutcave!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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