your parents love me but you hate me
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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