dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You took a bar mat shot.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
