Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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