so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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