she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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