Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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