i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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