I must be too annoying 4 u.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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