East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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