uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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