i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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