yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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