we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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