Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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