Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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