yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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