did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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