That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize