Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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