Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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