His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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