I bet he comes in French.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
50% drunk capacity currently
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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