Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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