The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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