walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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