Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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