brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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