Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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