Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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