am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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