Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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