i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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