this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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