I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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