grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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