my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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