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• (305): View more from Florida

  your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".

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  Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?

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