your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?