Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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