do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he wants to bone in the snuggie
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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