I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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