i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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