gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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