ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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