Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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