I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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